Yes, you can, but be wise!

Tiziana Arnone
2 min readJul 23, 2019

On the new border of intimacy or on a certain honesty in love, because what really matters is getting a big laugh, in half.

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When love is true you know it.

If not, you can discover it through an unexpected way that, before, would have you flush until the last root of hair!

Think about that: what is the thing that makes your checks blush when you are among people?

It is not being naked, this could be just a recurrent dream, as water, according to Freud.

No… what makes you blush turning your faces into the perfect mask of indifference, hiding awkwardness, is the capriciousness of fart, arriving and running away and you can stop it to let go.

It doesn’t matter if it is silent, because it stinks. It doesn’t matter if it is noisy, because precisely you can hear it

And there’s no escape to social shaming. (Meaning: thanks God it was you, not me!!!).

There are established methods to retain a fart, it is true. But even these methods have got exceptions.

The most out of blushing, then, is when a fart runs out just while you are together with your partner.

What to do?

Know that the reaction is an evidence of true love and acceptance of other’s body ease.

A body you want to love and covet.

In fact you are so close that such a physiological thing as a fart might run out. Period.

You can be quiet.

Fart shooter means freedom.

Recently, a friend of mine told me this story.

After dating for a month, zero hour triggers.

They meet to make love.

But, on the edge of desire, he shoots a fart. Panic. And then a flurry of laughs, bordering on embarrassment then turning into an unstoppable hilarity, as water overflowing the banks of a river.

They smile so much they can’t look each other nor finish what they have just began.

It lasts an endless time. Then he takes charges of the situation and run game.

They are still together sharing everything, even their farts.

You can survive the awkwardness because a laugh is enough, meaning being flexible and indulgent.

What about the other side of the coin?

Do not exaggerate.

Sheet are made for other fluids and other noises.

Lovers moaning are enough.

Then, it is true: don’t be scared and don’t consider freedom of letting go a fart as the end of libido or a transformation of a relationship.

This is just a new border of intimacy to dispense with care, respecting your personalities.

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Tiziana Arnone
Tiziana Arnone

Written by Tiziana Arnone

“I write what I couldn’t tell anyone”. writer. poet, observer. Relationship. Parenting. Personal Growth. Enchanted with life. Thin Skin/amazon.com

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